One of my favorite actors is Tom Sizemore. A real man's man, a tough guy, a mean guy, a brave guy. And sex-addicted. According to the Philadelphia Daily News, the actor who played Sergeant Mike Horvath in Saving Private Ryan has a case of priapism but is putting it to good use. He will next appear in The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal, "a Vivid Entertainment XXX feature offering 70 minutes of uncut, uncensored, inexhaustible Sizemore sex with a quartet of young ladies. All at once," writes Howard Gensler.
Who's his agent? Has it been that hard to come by a good script? We're talking about Cheritto from Heat. Jack Scagnetti from Natural Born Killers. Sure he's had a bad drug habit. Sure he had a bitter (some say violent) relationship with Heidi Fleiss. But did it have to lead to full-blown porn?
If you hear Sizemore is starring in Heat Part II, The Fast and the Furious III or Die Hard IV, don't say I didn't warn you about the explosions.
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SomethingAwful.com has a "review" of sorts of the Sizemore (if there was ever a better name for porn, I don't know it) tape.
Jason Mulgrew totally called the Tom Sizemore reality show before it happened
"Who's his agent?" Indeed! I'd be willing to pay some dude 10% to land myself "a quartet of ladies. All at once."
oh, no. Heat is one of my favorite movies of all time, and now whenever I hear that line I'll be thinking of -- oh, no.
Cool. Heat is great and score is brilliant!
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