This spoof, Fellowship 9/11, is going to be gigantic.
You see, the entire preemptive war against Morder was brought about in response to the attack on Helm's Deep. But Aragorn knew about Helm's Deep in Advance. His close friend, Gandalf the Gray was connected to Saruman--the very person responsible for the attack.
As Grima Wormtongue (D-Rohan) explains, "People were afraid after the attack on Helm's Deep. A culture of fear swept Middle Earth. People will do anything if they're afraid. . . . I'm saying Sauron never attacked us--Saruman did. Think about that."
And you see, the war was never about any "One Ring." It was about oil.
Go, watch, enjoy.
15 hours ago