Thursday, August 11, 2005

On Mischa Barton:
She would probably be considered really hot as just another sorority girl at a college somewhere, but she's on the OC with girls like Olivia Wilde, and that has to be pretty humbling. It's like how being Aqua-Man would be pretty cool. Unless you're hanging out with Superman. And then you just kind of feel like a dork in his underwear.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Johnny just loves him some Brendon Donnelly.Hmm

Rock Throwing Peasant said...

Not particularly safe for work, you say?

arrScott said...

But Aquaman has a harpoon for a hand now! That makes a lot of difference. You're never just a guy in your underwear if you've got a big, shiny harpoon where your hand should be.

Although you'd probably want to put a cork on the tip or something when you go to meetings and parties, which would dampen the effect a bit.

That Dude said...

Forget Mischa...did u see Deide Pfieffer over there?

Scrutineer said...

In what alternate universe is Olivia Wilde as hot as Mischa Barton? Brendon seems to have formed his taste in women by watching too much second-rate porn. He really goes for the "cold, vacant and jaded" look.